20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#12608

basedparbecue

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#12609

why do you think i’m shipping may so vicariously

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#12610

It’s technically only 2!

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#12611

i would like to say in mays defence by this metric im at 2 too

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#12612

jfc

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#12613

3 is not that many yeah

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#12614

hashtag dated more people than orange award

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#12615

in one year tho

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#12616

how many people has orange dated i gotta see how i compare (1)

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#12617

bro hes in college shit moves fast

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#12618

most relationships last for at least a few months. collars georg, who starts and ends relationships with reckless abandon, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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#12619

… is still not a lot?

idk ig i dont have the best personal metrics for this but it doesn’t sound like a lot

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#12620

len([relationship for relationship in May.past_relationships if relationship.start_date > datetime(2024, 4, 3)])
>
sum([person for person in fortress_of_lies if len(person.past_relationships) == 0])

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#12621

i have two separate numbers because i have non canon relationships (i did not know what a relationship was and/or outside circumstances) and canon ones
critics argue i should just drop the non canon ones but they Did happen

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#12622

like, you got into one and didn’t know?

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#12623

i mean if you did like one or two dates to give it a shot and then called it off that’s one thing and is not what I would consider unusual

but I do think if you’re getting genuinely serious with 3+ people and then breaking up with them in one year then probably that is a sign you should slow down a tad because something is probably going faster than is healthy

i mostly meant this as a joke and didn’t expect it to get so deep tho so ima just move on now lmao

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#12624

orange: “guys stop being such HOES”

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#12625

i mean it doesn’t seem like may is getting serious with tohse people though? like the 3rd one def doesn’t seem like it, they like Had Been in the 1st relationship, and then he dated collar person and that happened

seems reasonable to me even with that metric

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#12626

to be clear may did not break up with collar person

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#12627

Three serious partners in a year does sound like a lot to me, but I’m also a fierce romantic at heart.

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