20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

This reminds me of “My life is over, it doesn’t have any meaning” “I think jokes have a lot of meaning”

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i think i should be shit talking more often

it’s the year of kindness

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I have so much hate in me. The only proper outlet for that is to express it

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its the year of uhh fuck you

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i got way less hate in me because i stopped talking to the people i hate and haven’t met enough new people who i hate

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You can fix this in a few simple clicks by creating a Twitter account.

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a few simple clicks later and i am banned from twitter

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yeah my issue is ive experienced potent enough evil that it has lingered within my bones

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that day is today oh no

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i am a rather bitter person unfortunately

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Consume two packs of M&Ms and collapse from a sugar crash ten minutes in.

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good idea (im pretty sure he’s using this as an excuse to get me drunk)

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this was not supposed to be a marissa like. youre ruining my perception of you please take it back

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okay fine

Can you not leave your brother in the theater and go see a different movie playing at the same time that you actually want to watch?

thanky ou

they want to see the Minecraft movie.

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Sneak out and go see the Looney Tunes movie instead.

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like have a little joy and whimsy its a fun time

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