20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

i kinda wanna see the minecraft movie but i have no friends who can ironically enjoy things

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yea

on this one occasion the entire cinema will be yoir friend

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i also don’t wanna see it

my boyfriend is the worst culprit he hates stupid-fun. that might be his least favorite genre of anything. i love the guy but he will nitpick plot minutiae and be like “but what is the thematic purpose of the chicken jockey”

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As previouslymentioned I watched several whole ten minutes of Parkour Civilisation and PVP Civilisation soI’m done

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imagine going to watch those in cinema and whenever they mention beef everyone cheers

i watched the entirety of parkour civilization. It’s kinda impressive how much it massages the attention span. It’s actually psychologically damaging it hurts to look away and i really respect that

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Someone suggested a drinking game everytime they say PVP Civilisation and I think that qualifies as a murder attempt

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I’m gonna go see it so that I can lever it against my brother and drag him to see, like, Sinners or Thunderbolts or something.

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The second suggested drinking game was “every time they say something that just happened 30 seconds ago” which is also murder

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I read it in parkour.

SPOILERS FOR MC MOVIE

Someone fucks a villager

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making your brother watch 2025 marvel should be considered a crime

sinners looks kinda cool tho as soon as it hits pirate services i will give it a shot

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And I am suggesting they go to the theater together but watch different movies playing at the same time. It’s not that hard.

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2025 Marvel looks to be Marvel trying to make good films.
I want to see what their best efforts amount to.

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WHAT

is it jennifer coolidge

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no im saying amelia wants to deep in their soul

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youve got to be fucking kidding me

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Summary

I think so yeah

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