20000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

No, this is not a poorly made Youtube skit. This is a real direct-to-video movie clip with a budget of $14k.

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Their own personality bleeds into the actual characters (happens to me frequently when playing characters)

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put in a good word for me at the university of bucharest next cycle

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ARE YOU SERIOUS

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I’ve developed a thesis in my mind about writing classes. I always find them deeply deeply useless. And I think that’s because up to the high school/low college level there is literally no structure of curriculum. Every class acts like it’s your first introduction to writing and doesn’t expect you to come in with a specific base of knowledge, nor does it aim to teach a specific segment of writing. So you end up with huge huge amounts of redundancy in a way you don’t in math or any specific scientific discipline

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So you can die from the local landfill? I don’t think I should enable self-damage…

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I AM ROFLING

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The hardest I laughed this year

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IT LOOKS SO AI GENERATED IN EXECUTION

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I cannot in good judgment call any other movie worse than this one, because at least other bad movies typically had their own effects or backgrounds. This movie utterly lacks original assets aside from the actors.

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WHAT’S WITH THIS MUSIC

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WHY IS THERE PURPLE HARAMBE RUNNING

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Oh no.

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The random rocketless explosion graphics for some reason gets me the most

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wait wtf why is this an hour long i assumed it was like 10 minutes at most

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Beatboxing puppy

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The actress is the only high quality element ever

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From the clip alone you can more or less figure out what the movie’s plot is about.
The story was written around the assets instead of vice versa; the writer maintains a steadfast belief this movie is the future of ingenuity, and (I believe) now teaches students about media creation. The horror.

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You should add this quote to your bio somewhere.

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