22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Lunch.
And at this point, if not for me having finally gotten through said line, I’d be on the verge of personally administering a (regrettably nonlethal, on account of my personal lack of strength) bludgeoning to the next person to go out of their way to prove themselves too braindead to process the prospect of a fucking line.



(Notably, there are these things intended to act as a barrier, but these smooth-brained imbeciles instead opt to go under them or simply undo the ropes.)

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LOL

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These people can’t aim (source: the toilet seats), they can’t comprehend a line, and at this point, I’m beginning to think that even being a cashier at McDonald’s would be out of their reach.

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So uh, mental health tip: If you ever feel worthless, know that there are countless people worth far less than you.

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im sorry what

It’s kind of really dark

Is it?

A very quick Google search and clicking on the first link makes it seem not that dark but what do I know

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I suppose I’m just more sensitive about it

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He debatably got outed for using an electric collar on his dog and electrocuting it when it moves

Arguments on both sides on whether its an electric collar or something else happened, but at the very least he yells at it when it gets up and wants to move around

what the fuck is the point of that

Regardless of whether or not hes abusing his dog i never liked him. I wouldnt say i hated him, i just disliked him. Champagne socialist with a gucci bag. He felt disingenuous to me

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Positive way of putting it: training your dog

Negative way of putting it: abusing your dog so it does what you want (for example, not move around and stay still as decoration for your stream)

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I mean I don’t love hasan and I care a ton about animals but like i’m not sure this is anything. I haven’t seen any proof outside of speculation

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It just seems like a waste of time.
If you want a dog that doesn’t move, get a statue or a plush or something.
If you get off to torture, go fuck yourself, but even then, wouldn’t you have a better time with an actual person?

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Torturing a dog just sounds like a waste of time.

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nah, I’d win

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installing a button on the underside of your desk to shock your dog and expecting to get away with it in full view of your stream is… cartoonishly evil, to say the least. if that’s really what happened hasan is perhaps quite stupid

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yeah pmuch where im at atm

admittedly i have spent almost zero time researching this and i don’t care to spend any more time looking at it and will instead go back to doing literally anything else with my life

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Hang on there’s no proof of this? I heard about this but haven’t looked into it yet

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