22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

the english scottish welsh and irish

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What is an english, sounds scary ngl

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Wordle 1,581 6/6*

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Arguably wasted my 4th word because I doubted your claim of this being an English word.

I was wrong. It was indeed a common English word.

Someone stole my headphones.
Just ripped them off my head and ran.

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I was two blocks from my dorm, man.
What the heck.

we should legalize manslaughter smh

should’ve been carrying a throwing spear
amateur move

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a little bit of politeness

sorry, ash.

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(That response wasn’t meant to be serious)

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Like yeah it sucks that that happened, and the person who did that is obviously an asshole, but like, if I just say “damn, that sucks”, I feel like I’m not being genuine enough, and I don’t know how to make it feel more genuine to myself, if that makes sense.

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how expensive were they

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AirPods Max, so $550.
Which is annoyingly a lot of money.

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Like yeah, that sucks, but that feels too…generic(???), and I genuinely don’t know what else is there to say about it.

If it weren’t for them obviously being long gone by the time Ash had written the post, I would’ve most likely suggested using the nearest blunt object in order to bludgeon the thief, and obviously the guy who ran off with his earbuds isn’t exactly going to be open to negotiation.

And I don’t really see any alternative means by which to solve the problem, especially given that the usage of “someone” implies that the thief wasn’t clearly visible long enough to describe any defining details.

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hit em with zuko’s finest if you gotta

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Yeah, I get it. Do appreciate 'cha.

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Guy hasn’t figured out how to disconnect the headphones from my Find My, so I’m currently tracking them.

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real sorry ash
that’s gonna sting for a good bit, but despite the monetary loss, they served specifically a practical purpose which can definitely be replaced

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pfff
be careful

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Here’s how the Neon-inspired violence can still win…

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maybe you could call the police given that you know their location

but i dunno how it is over there

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