22852nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

He went to Washington Square Park, then down to World Trade Center, and now he’s gone up to Borough of Manhattan Community College.

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BEAT THEIR ASS
BRING A BRICK
BRING A CHAIR
BRING A TABLE

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BRING A TRUCK AND SEVERAL BEERS

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Already did, and filed a report with our Campus Security.
We’ll see if that solves things.

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KILL

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that’s what i’m talking about

murder!!!

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Definitely not getting a refund for it - had it for two years, so it’s well out of warranty, even with a police report - but no harm in trying.

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Ok, I think the guy figured out how to shut it off.
Blue Circle of Doom around Chamber Street.
Unfortunate.

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It’s back!
35 Harrison Street.

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BEAT THEIR ASS

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look if anyone here has the ability to command drones i have a street and a guy

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If only Huxley were real…

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VALUE THEIR LIFE AT FAR LESS THAN $550 MSRP

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YOU PROBABLY ALREADY DO BY DEFAULT, BUT MAKE SURE TO MAKE THEIR PERCEIVED LACK OF WORTH INCREDIBLY APPARENT

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My parents are considering having me get a concealed carry license.
Everyone’s Neon now.

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thats particularly evil. im really fucking sorry abt that

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I mean at the same time I don’t think we want the earbuds getting turned into scrap.

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1/9 ref is worth far less than $550 MSRP, and I value the time that would be spent bludgeoning the pedestrian slightly more than 1 scrap.

I’m just glad that I wasn’t injured and that the guy didn’t steal my bag (it had my computer in there, and losing that would’ve been extremely bad).

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I’ve heard stories of people getting assaulted while having their stuff stolen, so it could’ve been way worse.

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