23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

we can discuss the intricacies of the narrative struggle and tension now. isn’t it so cool how the guy finds an enemy. then fights them. then kills them. then waits for like 15 chapters. then finds an enemy. then fights them. then kills them

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and the women are like “woah this guy sure is fighting and killing enemies. i need to marry him.”

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mmm

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you know what they say

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what do they say, squirrel.

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I don’t need to spell it out, you already know

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it’d be nice if he did something cool for once. like instead of slashing a guy he activated his Super Move and rewinded time on them to get past the wall

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the brainrot is starting to seep in I see

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it’s my newest wall that i have to conquer squirrel. you need to help me.

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I cannot help you

you must overcome this yourself through perseverance and hard work

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i need to combine all my problems into one mega problem and deal with it plus another problem i decided to do for no reason so i get made into a company leader squirrel

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sounds like a skill issue

you should work on that

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you’re right. need to go into my time chamber whilst I overcome this wall so i can work on this issue

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have fun!

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Squirrel I haven’t seen you round here for a while.

it really would. would make so much sense…

anyway yay

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My brother’s scarily good at Minecraft politics.

He wants an area that gives him access to two ocean monuments, but it’s currently disputed territory between two other server members.
So he invited a new guy to the server and gave them a portion of his northern territory as a gift. Said territory borders the territory of one of the guys in the dispute, who he knows would be intimidated by this and would thus build up his fortifications.
The other person in the dispute then saw this as preparations for war and started building up his own fortifications against that, triggering an arms race, redirecting broader server attention to the northern territories, and giving him clear reign to annex the disputed territory.

Genuinely insane stuff.

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Dude the fuck kinda servers is your brother on

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Might and Magic VI, bad ending
Well that sucks.

…I do not feel well.

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