23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

General
#20206

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Sick?

#20207

Nay. Possibly scammed.

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#20208

Yikes.

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#20209

Oh well. It’s a life lesson.

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#20210

dreamt that i commited two (2) accidental arsons of buildings back to back. then in a seperate dream lost my phone

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#20211

I feel like this is, like, an “arson someone once, shame on your flammable building; arson someone twice, shame on you” situation.
Sorry for your dream phone.

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#20212

i also found my dream phone don’t worry

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#20213

My mom’s been having me drive a manual car, and I’ve got to say, the extra bits and bops all really make you feel like you’re in control of a dangerous machine that could hurt people very quickly if you don’t ensure it doesn’t.

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#20214

She suggested we drive home, I for some reason accepted & proceeded to stall out twice at an intersection despite being uphill (it was fine nobody was behind me), then there was a car following closely as we continued so I went up into third gear (never done this before i think) and I nearly was too slow so the car was making some fun noises, as it does, but it thankfully worked out.

This is to say nothing of the earlier time when she had me drive to the pharmacy, which wasn’t too far but there was like actual traffic. And I’m pretty sure I also stalled out on an uphill intersection but with cars behind me (it was fine). Reallly don’t know what she was thinking with that one.

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#20215

fol riichi tourney when

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#20216

when more than four people learn mahjong

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#20217

this is all of history not just fol playerbase. only four people in the history of mahjong know how to play it

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#20218

(this is a legit interest check)

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#20219

It s not just trees, its every organic matter too. So in theory you could be burning the last remnants of a dinosaur.

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#20220

Wait till tootsie hears about mushrooms

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#20221

Or those that input themselves on ants.

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#20222

Welcome to my world. Simply piss petrol out the back by flooring it in first gear while lifting the clutch and you won’t stall.

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#20223

(For the record, this Works but is also a joke. Don’t do this. Just hold the car at the biting point and then use the accelerator.)

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#20224

Anyways once you get used to it it’s actually fun
The difficult part becomes everyone else on the road because they’re fucking stupid

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#20225

When i started my driving lessons the very first time i sat behind the wheel my instructor had me on a busy boulevard and said “drive”

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