23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

heavy swearing, disturbing threats

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Agreed

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Anyways, here are the current effects of each of the consumables

Consumables

Strength: Applies a Stat Clock to a card. (Because I didn’t want to make another Spectral)
Resistance: Disables the current Boss Blind when used.
Vampire: Removes all modifications from up to 3 cards. You gain $3 per modification removed. (Modified version of Cryptid’s Vacuum (Spectral))
Reflect: Gives 1 card the “X0.95 Blind Size (when played)” stat. (This effect stacks)
Haste: TBD
Regeneration: Generates a D6 Tag (Next shop’s rerolls start at $0)
Precision: Earn $20 minus $4 for each owned Joker (might need revision)
Agility: Earn $5, plus $15 if the last hand was greater than the blind requirements (used to be Precision before it got its new effect)
Knockout: Increases the rank of 2 cards by 2 at the cost of removing their Enhancements.
Plague: Makes up to 1 selecter Joker Eternal, Perishable, and Negative.
Supernova: Removes all (vanilla, for now) Stickers from up to 1 Joker.

PowerPlay (Spectral): All editionless Jokers become Negative, all editionless cards held in hand become Polychrome. (This set’s The Soul equivalent)

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This post has been flagged by every single user on the site due to its extreme language. Be advised

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When I did Warriors RP my self-insert (like, named after me) was like evil

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Not THAT evil but like got into a massive public fight with her Clan leader and took a few friends to go live in the burnt ruins of their old home because she disagreed with the decision to live elsewhere so long after the fire. She mighta killed somebody at some point too?

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Unrelatedly out of character I disagreed with the person playing the clan leader’s desire to drag on the fire plotline so long. Funny how that works




My 3d print. He’s just a silly little dinosaur.

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warrior cats girls scared me

Posting feet? For free???

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bro wtf :skull:

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I initially liked this post and decided I shouldn’t reward this post.

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seek help

posting a cute cat? for free?

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i need to plant so much explosives somewhere important and just give someone the remote and see how they manage to keep the button safe without also getting arrested

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“oh i’m just gonna hand it to the police. checkmate ATLAS” what if they press the button. what if you get arrested

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“simple. lockbox.” what if it rubs against the corners in an earthquake, what if it just decays over the decades that you’ll be holding the will of plastic explosives.

“what if i really secure it to somewhere kinda in the middle of nowhere (but not a forest) decently high up that won’t really decay”

yeah that’d probably work

“why are you doing this”
read message one

give me the button i can be trusted to not press it

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fidget toy

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