23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

when you toss it in your room it’ll land button side down

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  1. wrap it in tinfoil
  2. disregard advice 1, press the button
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Give me the button it gives me leverage

i work on disaster mitigation plans as part of my job, meaning i know for a fact that there has never been an earthquake you can feel in my city in recorded history. give it to me chat we’ll be fine

That is WAY less safe than a lockbox, the chance of somebody coming across it or an animal doing something are higher than a fucking earthquake precisely pressing the button

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Anyway faraday cage

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I was told to build a planetary gearbox but in order to do that I must first create a planet with a floating diagonal ring using magnets, because I said so

By the way did you know that in order to do that you can’t just use magnets you have to use electromagnets that change depending upon position etc

And it’s also fucking diagnoal

I think gearboxes are peorsnally vodoo magic but maybe I shouldn’t talk when I’m using witch craft to make things float

ran two alts on mu back to back maining turbos and used the experience to improve my town play

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they’re so nice to alts more people should do it

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i used to alt a lot under this account called @neil_the_eel both on here and mu. Learned a lot that way, still use it pretty often.

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how do i turn off automatic mod ratios

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Oh but when I do it… /j

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Anyways I am so fucking exhausted rn

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go to sleep

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that usually helps

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:hmmyes:

:closed_umbrella: looking up from another tab

:closed_umbrella: what the fuck do you mean it’s a real account

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