23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

british person discovering louisiana food for the first time

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Lettuce and butter?? LETTUCE??

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Welcome to america

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I can only really stomach their chicken breasts usually because popeyes food is stupidly greasy otherwise

And like, not the good kind of greasy

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Zone's Rambling

…who are the people inside me anyway?

[Crazy Genius]
ā€œLittle Big Monsterā€
ā€œLogos Deltaā€
[REDACTED]
[Malice in Human Form]
ā€œSlothful Dragonā€

Hm… I guess these are all of them? My ingenuity, my id, my superego, my [REDACTED], my barbarism, and of course: my natural disposition.

I’d say… this is what encompasses me.

…oh wait, no. There’s also ā€œAltruismā€ and ā€œMerchantā€. Except ā€œMerchantā€ is basically my superego who rationally desires the most gains out of any transactions, so the only new one would just be ā€œAltruismā€; my compassion. The last vestiges of my humanity.

As for ā€œBerserkerā€, I renamed him to [Malice in Human Form] since he fits the bill. That epithet was bestowed upon me, and I do not wish to forget it. It was bestowed upon me like how Magnus called me [Crazy Genius], but I have more attachments towards [Malice in Human Form]. (Because despite everything, it still sounds cool.)

Seven voices… but they are all me. Some are more… ā€œpresentā€ than the others, but they are all there (in my head).

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Yea
I’ve only ever eaten their tenders and biscuits but of those they are really good

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Note to self: do not try their other food

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what if instead of popeyes you popped ur eyes at a vegetarian restaurant… got an impossible whopper or smthn…

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I should make an acai bowl.

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Okay I tried to look up a list of ingredient differences between the US and Scotland, but I only found videos and I didn’t want to watch a video nor spend more time on this. Could be you just found a shit store or it could be the ingredient/preparation differences just make them suck over there. They have good fried chicken over here at least (as far as fast food fried chicken goes).

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Okay ngl their biscuits are mid

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hey guys i’m hiring unionbusters

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for… no… reason at all
who’s interested

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I can provide the economic arguments for ā€˜Why my business should be allowed to do whatever, actually’.

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not even my economics teacher believed in that

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Boooo

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i was trying to say ā€œi dont-match-squirrel2412-wins know why squirrel is booing thisā€ but it autocorrected to your wrong match game because i didnt say don’t with an apostrophe

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this has happened a few times i just caught it before i pasted it into the box

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there has been one good transgender story ever and it was written by a random furry in nebraska

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FAM 7 BOATS event leaked

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