23456th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

daily reminder to not have a kid on either end if you are a 17 year old, esp with a 26 year old

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Either end?

i assume it is ā€œeither person getting pregnantā€

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yeah

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Literacy police killing me with hammers.

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It’s a daily warning because this is something I say every single day in the cookie thread, not because it happened or anything

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At Bojangles, a crew member and another crew member btw

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She, in her infinite wisdom, decided to bestow this knowledge that she’s pregnant when this 17 year old kid is in the middle of working, in front of customers which prompted a customer to call the police

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what

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what part of this is the what part

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LIke the entire thing i need more details

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Okay

So there’s this crew member (f) 26 who have been uh, hanging out with this 17 year old crew member (who is basically still a child) and now she’s pregnant. She was called in today and when she got into the building she broke the news to the guy. Who was uh, very vocal about this causing customers to overhear, one of which who called the police. I wasn’t there so this is all the info I know

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Get your wish for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days. Price is paid then.

oh my god
poor guy, jesus

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I must stress that while the majority of the blame goes to the 26 year old, maybe this is the ace part of me speaking but the guy is also a dumbass

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i mean yeah at 17 you have enough agency and resonsibility
but also like
thats 100% on the 26 year old and i feel bad for that guy

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they both work at Bojangles, she said she needs to get a second job. But as a manager I know how scheduling works for Bojangles and she is not really a good worker to begin with and thus her hours are, not great for the foreseeable future, plus management absolutely wants to prevent them from working together, further cutting hours. She isn’t going to make a lot of money at Bojangles and I sort of struggle to understand how she’s going to get a better job with zero education besides hs, etc

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blue collar work is probably the play (speaking from experience)

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reminder that cuddling is free and does not result in babies

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but also don’t date 17 year olds whe u r 26

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