25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

So insanely good.

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Attack on titan the orchestra?

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Yep.

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zugzwang and i have significantly different word phrasing

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if i were to write that i’d say

i look at the car behind me and give them more breadth if they’re not breaking already

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also i’m legally allowed to drive
morally is another question

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Morality is relative.
You physically cannot be worse than the drivers in Hyderabad and Paris who went at 120 mph the entire hour-long drive and nearly crashed, like, five separate times.

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hey ash let’s go for a drive

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Pardon, I often pay attention to the cars behind me and ready to give them a wallop if they’re particularly nasty, innit

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i keep my eye on the vehicle behind me and am ready to absolutely go ham on them if they’re shit at driving

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I’m trying to read all of these in Adele voice

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how dare you make me watch a floridan debate video

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whats next, a license to toast toast in your own damn toaster!

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“Should drivers have an ID?”
“hell no”

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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I refuse to believe those people are saying real things

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its so funny

Gary presents “yeah i dont like it but it’s about making sure people dont kill each other” and everybody is just like “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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these are real people who want to be taken seriously

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it just makes me sad

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theyre lolbertarians so they’re much easier to laugh at

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