25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

breaking my silence to temporarily say that you guys seriously suck at this

Mezcal :arrow_right: Tom Cruise :alarm_clock: 00:45 :foot:3 (Mezcal :arrow_right: United_States :arrow_right: American_film_industry :arrow_right: Tom_Cruise) :link: https://www.thewikigamedaily.com

(the fastest way time-wise at least to get anywhere is scrolling an article until you see the words “United States” in blue)

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@tutuu ive got the perfect person for you to talk t

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:man_facepalming:

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today my manager saw what she described as an goddess (I can’t remember the exact wording) for an Uber pick up. It was so funny to see her hiding in the back corner because she couldn’t stand to be seen by her

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She had purple hair and bow ties in her hair

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“She was so beautiful you don’t understand”
“I’m sure she was”

And I kept staring at my manager because I’ve never seen her act that way before

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Anyway, im the last line of defense of our company. Our GM is threatening to turn the whole store pink. Not even the manager above her can stop her. I refuse to give her an inch

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Pink biscuits for Val is a good idea but other than that no we are not turning the biscuits pink nor the counters

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@Litten @YoubutWorse
free tonight if you wanna try doin Guilty as Sock

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Realizing that Twitter never deleted my account and thus still has my bookmarks saved.
So I’m dumping them here for future reference so I can delete my account once again in peace.

Ash's Twitter Bookmarks

https://twitter.com/mothcharm/status/1587926501193818112

https://twitter.com/Williesillie2/status/1592199519181373442

https://twitter.com/lilgrapefruits/status/1601259209630572544

https://twitter.com/Christian__Horn/status/1602456850829541379

https://twitter.com/nakeyjakey/status/1606056071239331841

https://twitter.com/OmarvinG94/status/1605949989460615171

https://twitter.com/childishgamzeno/status/1606397391724126209

https://twitter.com/btrcp_/status/1609909718125891586

https://twitter.com/oo_kk_aa/status/1610125389678145536

https://twitter.com/ImtheSpicyman/status/1610336194096959489

https://twitter.com/_oceaninspace/status/1610762115496779777

https://twitter.com/Sobbi11/status/1611094446220939264

https://twitter.com/RyuSoundworks/status/1615848331699261440

https://twitter.com/sally_amaki/status/1615908551553323008 (I cite this on a daily basis)

https://twitter.com/jdebbiel/status/1616472579665010688

https://twitter.com/9baMelo/status/1617042136385613828

https://twitter.com/bromojumbo/status/1617760988207656960

https://twitter.com/monotone_ink/status/1618395793836089345

https://twitter.com/ezlo_x/status/1619030950851252225

https://twitter.com/gamemakerstk/status/1625498140207091716

https://twitter.com/Josh_S2604/status/1559600919250997248

https://twitter.com/ciatoru_/status/1629233527819747328

https://twitter.com/UltimaShadowX/status/1629548749549699075

https://twitter.com/vperitsa/status/1632405851930521600

https://twitter.com/sakasamaszn/status/1636932470359875586

https://twitter.com/CaptainH20__/status/1641073976809062400

https://twitter.com/pChalTV/status/1656415810686992391

https://twitter.com/Fairy527/status/1657804266885505025

https://twitter.com/Racesolar/status/1657671189597417473

https://twitter.com/dlmlugf/status/1657286147327000576

https://twitter.com/gothspiderbitch/status/1657305108189794304

https://twitter.com/ActualAero/status/1661156036122923009

https://twitter.com/dailyoshinoko/status/1661470343826128896

https://twitter.com/Cryptid_Ed/status/1663969107681656837

https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1665613227588468736

https://twitter.com/auzziejlee/status/1669914965388701699

https://twitter.com/Carter___G/status/1672236064499462144

https://twitter.com/NickPeppermint/status/1673082140483878914

https://twitter.com/ImMisterPlow/status/1675218694446923776

https://twitter.com/weirdlilguys/status/1679235094270164992

https://twitter.com/GingellSamuel/status/1679557482132152338

https://twitter.com/_wildmilk/status/1678798267012849664

https://twitter.com/IAmDavidJTaylor/status/1679999043194302464

https://twitter.com/MagnusCarlsen/status/1680226610794856450

https://twitter.com/Kamulch_Art/status/1848261532901371937

https://twitter.com/Atlus_West/status/1868817733523313059

https://twitter.com/lumy_bell/status/1868604377164046377

https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/1400119136198397953

https://twitter.com/anhaidule/status/1871352105036116409

https://twitter.com/imay3927/status/1876517726556135727

https://twitter.com/Cathianedraws/status/1877842293647876357

https://twitter.com/rewuyuu/status/1877945260937970015

https://twitter.com/xigpicisklev630/status/1883122948430819824

https://twitter.com/pk_kenzie/status/1884461614646333527

https://twitter.com/Schaffrillas/status/1844650123680248261

https://twitter.com/_claypot/status/1891693390883930229

https://twitter.com/JimCHartley/status/1891975331646484901

https://twitter.com/richard_normal/status/1895145244657615054

https://twitter.com/chrisp_af/status/1895981200147169693

https://twitter.com/BuildXueyi/status/1898460137729204297

https://twitter.com/SoundOriented/status/1898385679899378104

https://twitter.com/waystarroyhoe/status/1900218745995321486

https://twitter.com/melflower_art/status/1900345300641824959

https://twitter.com/alldelightedppl/status/1901677995649065358

https://twitter.com/baileylikemovie/status/1903886818166141395

https://twitter.com/Peargor/status/1904804691482947922

Way more than I expected.
Time to delete Twitter once again.

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I have to get up around 3:30 am in the morning tonight so I have to go to sleep in a hour or two but tomorrow night I can if you guys are avb

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Anyway, so funny story, a week ago, someone tried to steal from us. We think anyway

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It was 9:45 pm, and, it was just two random kids on shift along with one of our closing managers, more on our closing manager later

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And this guy walks in and asks for free food, she obviously says no and then he’s like I wasn’t asking and then walks into the back of the house through the door

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anyway, so, funny story, our closing manager actually used to be in the military, and has a lot of anger issues but I like her she’s got nicer recently, anyway, so, our manager started yelling at him to get the fuck out and to herself was thinking “alright I’ll let him throw the first punch if it comes to it” and then he starts to punch her, anyway, so, after being punched three times in a very weak manner apparently she fucking body slams him into the ground

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anyway, so, our gm tells the two random guys on our shift to get the fuck away and to go get help

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while our manager basically headlocks? Them? I’m not sure. Anyway, the police came by later and when the detective came by to look at the tapes he was like “of all stores he could have chosen he certainly must not have been expecting you”

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anyway, so, I think we should start to close our lobby at 9 from now on, like, it’s pretty dangerous, the only reason no one got hurt was cuz we had a military person there that night. I carry pepper spray but I wasn’t on shift to begin with

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and also one of our managers who was basically a Snorlax (he’s the most trustworthy Snorlax I’ve ever seen.) left us to be a gm. He was legit the best manager ever his very aura makes yo7 feel safer

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