Ice Cream 2, P#3186. To this day, I still revel from the time the statement got broken.
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if (∃if) then {else} else {null}
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\exists
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wow ash you made all that money?
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I might’ve spent all that money.
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this is why i hate millionaires
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fried, grilled, or smoked?
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yes even you
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wasn’t the question
how’d you eat me
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if i had to?
cremated probably
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also very very slowly considering
ashes arent exactly fun to digest
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depending on the rules just regularly would be better but if i have to eat stuff like bones too that’s the only way id live
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now i’m trying to think if the body can become a digestible liquid
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this reminds me of the time i got cremation ash all over my pants because they had me pour some when i was sobbing for some reason
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how long ago was this
(also im sorry for your loss)
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8 years
it wasn’t anyone i knew, just a great great uncle or second cousin or something
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the time i got rewarded for positive karma the most was when i was on a vacation at a beach city with my high school friends. we were on the beach, in the water, and i felt a sharp rock under my foot. i ducked down to grab it and turn it flat so people don’t cut their feet on it. i pulled out designer brand sunglasses from the sea floor, they were the thing i thought was a sharp rock
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