25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

As you said, we make a distinction between what we eat and what we LIKE to eat

i don’t actually like fish and chips

this is heretical

Do you at least like chips

YOUR NEW EMPORE?

what the fuck

what

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also yea that’s what a committed girlfriend is dummy

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the mormons are like hilariously revisionist christianity dlc, which itself is a sequel to an older game that’s excelled in popularity. not to say the other game doesnt still have ardent fans

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marriage is like basically just a formalization

i don’t like cod or haddock

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paper towels

oh yea no the mormons are very very reviisionist that’s how they stay in business

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yeah

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I don’t think they have that in your cafeteria

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what do you have soup

a common thing the mormon leaders say every time general conference rolls up is “the devil is so good at lying that it’s completely logical and therefore indistinguishable from truth, except by way of us, specifically…”

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that’s only a slight exaggeration

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From what he told us, apparently one bun and a ketchup packet. Recession must be tough in USA