25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#16449

talking to you

#16450

like i get why the reformation happened and i think the lutherans make interesting points but fuck

a lot of the denominations just stem from wanting a divorce/being annoyed you canā€™t do weird sex shit

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#16451

I think my favorite meal was Cod Bisque at some Spanish restaurant

I havenā€™t been to a lot of restaurants so this could probably easily be topped still

#16452

Did I not just tell you about my church of french fries?

#16453

i was gonna ask ā€œwait what does that have to do with the mormonsā€ but i think polygamy probably falls under weird sex shit so

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#16454

look up the munster rebellion of 1533(?)

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#16455

weird sex shit probably isnā€™t the best way to frame it
given that the reason itā€™s bad is because itā€™s, you know, a cult, and polygamy is just one of their ways of doing the cult shit and controlling the members but

#16456

growing up and being taught ā€œokay so technically they are christains so better than athiests or muslims but protesants are fundamentally wrong and dangerousand their followers will not reach heavenā€

and then turning 13 and realizing the main difference is actually just like 2 bible books and their priest guys can bang

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#16457

oh god

#16458

banginā€™ sermon my man

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#16459

I have like a thing of oven baked lays in my backpack but like also
paper towels are in other locations
I donā€™t tend to eat lunch in the cafeteria itself (because I would rather not sit in an uncomfortable chair in a gigantic room full of people)

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#16460

this is a true statement wym

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#16461

oh yea this looks suspiciously similar to mormonism
they even duped some rich guy into the scheme too

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#16462

THEY LITERALLY EVEN HAVE THE NEW JERUSALEM WTF

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#16463

Literally same, that looks so awkward in the movies

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#16464

damn history really does rhyme or w/e huh

#16465

YEP THEREā€™S ZION TOO

#16466

joseph smith literally isnā€™t even creative who could have seen this one coming

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#16467

now watching protestants and catholics fight is like seeing people genuinely about to throw hands because you went to the University of Michigan instead of the Ohio State University. like you ppl are like a 1/4 of a texas apart lol

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#16468

like I went into the line hoping for the nachos (but without the cheese or meat so justā€¦chips) and the chocolate milk that is typically served during lunch.