You’d also force YOURSELF to go through that, since you’re obviously on the topmost floor.
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Idfk man
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Loving yourself is good, therefore not loving yourself is evil.
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Meteorologist: Loving yourself is good, therefore not loving yourself is evil.
This argument is most vulnerable to criticism on the grounds that it:
A) Fails to properly define good and evil.
B) Fails to exclude alternative reasons for why something might be evil
C) Confuses a Necessary Condition for evil with a Sufficient Condition
D) Illicitly presumes that because one thing is true, the inverse must also be true.
E) Takes for granted that loving oneself is an impossible action for a significant portion of the population
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The obvious best solution is to implement a restricted elevator (requiring a keycard that only you and a select few other high-ranking staff members have access to) that functions normally, while having non-restricted elevators with incredibly obtuse restrictions (see: Silph Co.)
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well i compared the relation benefit between my happiness of having to walk up 80 floors to everyone else’s misery, then timed mine by 100 because I’m special, and the installation barely beat out not
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Biometrically activated elevator.
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and this is why you’re my advisor
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…bad news:
i have guards designed to hack
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Then a combination of a physical key and biometrics. Could add a passcode if you so desire.
Something you have + something you are + something you know.
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Alternatively, just lock the console while you’re outside a set range from it. Prevents anyone from using it without you being nearby.
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me when i murder atlas and keep her coffin near the console in one of those hydro whatever the fuck chambers
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no, dear
if
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forgive me, it appears my desire to murder atlas has been inadvertently revealed
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And that’s my problem…how, exactly?
praise be
so bored
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me too
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you know what bored, tired people should gather together and do?
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sleep
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