25052nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

[carbonated]

i’m so sorry for the chapstick tube’s loss

[Atlas]

ash before you fall asleep can you grab my chapstick my body hurts

[Ash]

On it.
Hey Carbon, can you grab Atlas’ chapstick and give it to her?

[benguinedparbecue]

to be clear she got to go to a baseball game earlier this year and insisted on reading a book during it

[Atlas]

Principal–agent problem

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

@carbonated @Atlas @anybody else who wants to play in bread

[carbonated]

i’m too lazy to do that. i have a couple extra in the closet so i’ll ship those to you atlas. expect them in ~20 days with a $20 service fee.

[carbonated]

IT WAS BORING THEY SCORED LIKE ONE HOME RUN AND THEN I LIKE STARTED FALLING ASLEEP CUZ THE BRAVES WERE WIPING OUT THE PADRES OR SMTH AND IT WASNT FUN ANYMORE

[carbonated]

can’t vc. send link.

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

[orangeandblack5]

praise be

[carbonated]

oh wait nevermind i can just not use a mic. so smart.

[orangeandblack5]

check and done, i think

[Atlas]

okay i’ll bite why are you protestant now

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

which kind of heretic tho

[orangeandblack5]

im not

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

@Aleph

ok so basically the whole point of poker is to either be the last player standing in a round or have the best hand

you make your hand with 2 cards that are private and only you can use to make hands (“hole cards”)

and theres 5 “community” cards that any person can make hands with

each round opens with blinds put forward and people can call the Big Blind to see the flop. This goes around the table until everyone has either matched the largest bet (people can raise) or folded (which is removing yourself from the rest of the hand)

Then 3 community cards are dealt (called the “flop”)

then another round of betting but this time people can “check” which is to just make no bet and if everybody checks nobody has to bet and the round of betting ends. but if one person bets everyone has to match or fold

then the 4th community card is dealt (called the “turn”)

then another round of betting

then the 5th community card is dealt (called the “River”) before a final round of betting

If 2+ people are still in it after that they reveal their cards and whoever has the better hand wins

any questions

@carbonated

[orangeandblack5]

mf community cards

[Aleph (Ishmael)]

hop on poker night bitch xoxo

[ImaginaryNeon]

nah, takes a bit too long to get out of texas to do that