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Pretend there are dozens of heroes sprouting up each few months. You, being a logician, dedicate your forces to killing the brightest and deadliest of the bunch â yet some slip through the gaps, and those are the ones who laugh about you not killing them earlier on.
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one entrance. one exit. none of you are good at castle design
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Only a single means of egress? Sorry, this castle isnât up to code. Iâm gonna need at least one more way to get in and out of here, and at least a few fire escapes for good measure before the city can approve this.
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see thatâs the cool thing about being a villain
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i donât care about the cityâs approval of my grand mansion
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AndâŚwhen that one exit is blocked and thereâs an emergency in the building?
You are not good at building design.
Your evil plans will never come to fruition if you donât have contingencies, such as, in this case, multiple exits.
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name an emergency that would cause that
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First one that comes to mind is, yâknow, an out-of-control fire. (And most castles have quite a few open flames in the first place, some even having lava.)
Please consult the Final Destination films for further examples.
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we have wizards. and itâs made of cobble
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The heroes could trigger a detonation inside the castle, giving you limited time to evacuate.
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Letâs say the heroes enter your castle, block the entrance behind them, and leave you cornered and defenseless.
What now?
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Also yeah bombs.
Quite a few have those on them.
you donât evacuate an evil castle. you stay in it so you can fight the heros head on
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Thatâs how you get crushed by the weight of your entire castle.
At that point, just build it out of wood and install a moat of lava.
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Youâll get the same result.
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