today I registered for the february LSAT. I pray to god I can just fucking take it in person at the closest center an hour and a half away and not have to do it virtually

LMAO
I would like to announce I am currently in possession of three secret brainrots in Steal the Brainrot in Fortnite and if anyone else plays I would we willing to look out for brainrots if you need them to rebirth
I slept for 20 hours earlier
Uhhhhhh…the only parts of that sentence that made any sense to me were ‘Fortnite’ and ‘I would like to announce that’.
thre’s a guy here who liked me my freshman year and he has a sister and i was chatting w his sister and he was there too
and he found outi had a twin and OVERLY EAGERLY ASKED IF SHE WAS IDENTICAL
lollll
gotta respect the hustle
tbc it could be an innocent question but you had to be there
nah there’s no shot
i wish i had an identical twin that just never transitioned. I kinda wanna know what id look like. Also to surprise people when I say were identical twins. I saw someone on tiktok do that i think itd be funny
I have a friend from uni who’s trans and an identical twin but they don’t really have the personality to troll people in this specific way 
hicookie
also they’re non-binary rather than binary trans so it would hit a little different (they’re medically transitioning and often get parsed as a cis person of the opposite ASAB? but I think if they could somehow control it they would prefer to be viewed as A Person Of Indeterminate Gender rather than A Dude)
chloe how does it feel to live in a war ravaged wasteland
it is terrifying ive already been shot twice
covid and flu
what conclusions do you think people would’ve come to if you showed them this headline 15 years ago

Probably “this all happened because obama wore a tan suit”