26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

bro is literally sleeping on a 45 degree incline

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Lmao what an embarassing boomer class from this description. Its like corporate cringe but not for your job but for school

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it’s well-intentioned but it’s like. state program largely unadapted. I’m sure it’s doing wonders on the middle schoolers.

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This is reminding me of the abstinence-only health class I took in 7th grade where they gave us a booklet to fill out during class, and I got in trouble for getting bored and filling out the full thing early.

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Got snitched out by my neighbor.
Literally 1984.

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I am in a cult worshipping Mickey Mouse

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this sounds so you-core

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so are most americans but you don’t see them talk about it

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shoutout to my abstinence only theo teacher who said that it was morally wrong for teenage guys to have sex with teenage girls because guys were ā€œin their primeā€ but women didn’t hit it until they were 30

yes, she was 30. yes, this means that by her logic it’s totally fine for two dudes to go at it. I don’t know what she was thinking

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So how long until she got hit with a scandal?

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She left the school shortly after but I dont think it was for that. She was fine asf tho like damn girl you are in your prime

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this is not the most concerning implication of what she’s teaching

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Theology classes (in schools) are unheard of here which im happy about. Id have lost my mind

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it’s mostly a private school thing; as far as public schools go we’re nominally in favor of separation of church and state so they have to at least pretend not to proselytize

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Thats cool. I didnt know marissa went to a private school. Or is it coz shes from texas that public schools are like that?

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she went to a private school but also texas public schools are more liable to be ā€œlike thatā€ than in the average state

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highly religious americans are the majority of americans afaik even if theyre not the demographic in my bubble. theyre mostly offline

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I don’t think this is the case, but I grew up in a very Indian suburb and have mainly lived in giant melting pot cities, so maybe I just haven’t been exposed to it.

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when someone says the word ā€œamericanā€ theres very different images that you can imagine. when someone says ā€œnorwegianā€ for example much less

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i have even less exposure than you but from stories ive heard in the middle of the country in the rural states theyre almost all like that

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