26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

DONT THEORYCRAFT :sob:

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i am 95% sure katze and ruby is old news

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Imagine ever being in the loop with regards to friends relationships

I just randomly learn sometimes that they’re dating someone or broken up or even Literally Goddamn Married

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imagine ever being in the loop

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True and real

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We need a Relationship and Gender Patch Notes thread

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I recently had a dream my girlfriend broke up with me and I didn’t notice until @notblackorwhite (who was present for the conversation where this happened, in the dream) was like “shame you got broken up with huh” and I was like what? And I went back to talk to her and she did in fact say she’d broken up with me because I wasn’t paying enough attention to her during the earlier conversation and it made her feel bad. And then I was like “that’s stupid, she wouldn’t say this, this isn’t real, it’s a dream” and immediately woke up

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technically i got married but it was annulled so it doesnt count towards the lore

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you know i WISH i had a gossipy friend group that i could do silly gossip with about and actually care about

unfort the gossipy friend group didn’t give a shita bout me so womp womp

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I think it still holds

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I love learning about drama and gossip

But being a part of the drama and gossip is hell on earth.

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but i followed all the steps legally…

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i had a n IRL gossipy friend group. a lot of the gossips were about them cheating on their partners

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i meant in concept anyways

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who up having they affair

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the truth is that i actually just want a friend group. period.

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It’s a “You still, on some level, got married though” kind of vibe.

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Valid

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nerdcord kinda counts but i can’t give them hugs so skill issue?

(no /srs if nerdcord could somehow meet physically it would be the best day of my life)

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My friend group likes to think they’re above gossip but kind of aren’t. So a lot of the time it’s dressed in Serious Concern. But often you can also just be Petty

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