26262nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

as it happens i didn’t have a childhood or teenagehood!!!

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Imagine regularly meeting people in person that aren’t your coworkers or family.

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Real

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yea

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in tyheory i could meet arete or amelia but i haven’t yet so skill issue

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Oh i should listen to that one more

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personally im a cryptid. none of yall are finding me. if we are ever within driving distance of each other I am purposefully hiding myself

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These are in order. First 2 is high school “relationship”, pasta and guilt are collar, skill issue and distraction are current girlfriend. Leaving the last two for present company

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i do not care for gossip

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The only person I’ve ever met IRL from online was, in fact, an old Flight Rising friend who just happened to go to my university and was in my organic chemistry class

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look i never SERIOUSLY considered that YOU were a serial killer. that was silviu

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I no longer think silviu is a serial killer

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Good job, Silviu!!

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(though it should be noted, I do actually sometimes still communicate with my middle school / high school friends (discord calls/chatting in our discord server) I just literally never meet up in person (I am never directly invited so therefore I do not go anywhere)

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yeah

Okay but it’s really funny as a red flag to rank so I had to put it

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i’m working on building new connections but it. certainly takes time

true. does this mean i get to put “eats candle wax” in mine

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Yes 100%

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I didn’t go for realism on any of these I just kind of synthesised them. They’re not all directly exactly things that happened just aesthetically drawn y’know

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