26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

What do you mean less than 15 tries btw

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I assume a claw machine?

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billionaire unremarkable clothes are like a $700 plain white tshirt

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i love that band

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i’m glad the shayfer james desert album is finally releasing
i heard about it a few months ago

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i literally dunno when any other song besides the album starter comes out though

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*i call it the “desert album” because he came up with it by going to the desert and the leading song is called “the desert”. i don’t know the album’s actual name

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happy birthday from the future! :blush: :heart:

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ty!

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According to Derek Guy they’re usually somehow also low quality

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hey all
i’ve been trying to rewrite the laws of the universe to make you all act/have an affinity to a certain thing

could you all say something so i can see if it worked?

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i hate my wife

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My mom’s given up on believing I can get a job in finance and is now asking if I can go into the NBA (she’s been watching a lot of Caitlin Clark the last couple months).

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she’s watching the goat cc and she wants you to play in the mnba? ok mom :roll_eyes:

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my profile picture is now a cat with a box.

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my mom is unironically convinced our president is a cyborg

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are you not?

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me not

What about trillionaire unremarkable clothes?

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it really depends. i’ve seen people from like, zimbabwe after the big currency crash wear like anything, mainly just t-shirts and pants though

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