26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

All these people in debate were clowning on the new Kirby game but Kirby is in the Truman show

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isn’t that what the emergency doors are for? just give them a parachute

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I’ve started to say things outloud more often, now some of these things are things I would never want anyone I know irl to hear. I can’t control this either. I mean if I’m realizing it I can stop but you know.

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i’m sick and it’s all benguined’s fault

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Real - I have the intrusive thoughts style of OCD and I have found that my morning shower and being in the car alone are great times to both say shit out loud and neutralize the feeling / center myself

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does saying intrusive thoughts out loud actually help?

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And you’re not sick (of me), tragic, what have I done wrong in this life

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tiki tiki phonk mango mustard 67 respect

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What was that you punk

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n-no it wasn’t anything sorry…

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That’s what I thought

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w stock market

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i feel like it says something just how many of the spaces I interact in will have people understand the joke if somebody simply says ā€œi have a suggestionā€

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blood pressure of 185 over 138 is normal rignt

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Google is less optimistic about this.

A blood pressure measurement over 180/120 mm Hg is called a hypertensive emergency or crisis. Seek emergency medical help for anyone with these blood pressure numbers.

earlier I had trouble understanding what someone was saying even though their words were perfectly legible and I just chalked this up to being tired and a kitten born in a wet box

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It’s ok I’ll just die in my sleep gn

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Let the record show I’ll say these things online though

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Is your heart beating quickly

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