26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

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#24857

shoulda been like “ahaha no my last two died! :)”

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#24858

$45

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#24859

chloe lmfao bro

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#24860

next time just start sobbing uncontrollably it usually works

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#24861

21 and still not straight married? Get to work

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#24862

…it seems I will be putting myself in an uncomfortable position for the sake of a joke.

…oh well. It should happen in a couple of months, so I have a long way to go until then.

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#24863

CHLOE IS 27?
i mean i shoulda known but

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#24864

Marriage is like alcohol

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#24865

She does feel permanently 25 to me. I think even in 10 years I would still think she is 25 years.

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#24866

didn’t know gender dysphoria was chill like that, cool plushies

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#24867

hi who wants to be

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#24868

omg chomps my goat

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#24869

hi bys!!

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#24870

I think the personality pink one is the best one ngl

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#24871

how how how hi how hi are you?

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#24872

fortressoflies.com ill be normal from now on i Literally Promise

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#24873

I’m very good and full of joy, how about you

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#24874

yippee im pretty good too besides having no idea what im doing for school

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#24875

chomp can I sell you as a marketable plushie

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#24876

of course please make me marketable and cute

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