26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

thats true siblingbrosis

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I didn’t ask the ai in particular I searched up on google chaos undivided adhd and then the ai thing popped up

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ok lets kill jeff bezoes

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none of the other answers on the internet had any answers

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tank you Jeff bozo

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stolen valor

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no they were out of the covers when they told me

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if your valor is in the form of a plushie I will steal your valor

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damn ja

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I am shocked at how easy shortbread is to make

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Logging dƩjƠ vu. Wizard in a Medieval Fantasy World. Chapter 41.

When will I catch up to ā€œthe presentā€ā€¦? When will I ā€œwake upā€?

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to be fair worshipping all the chaos gods requires a level of micromanagement similar to adhd

see Abaddon’s 13th Black Crusade

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people who lurk here are scary

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i feel like its still a fine strat causs it would break social norms too much to make it particularly likely for him to call you lying about being 21 i have to imagine LMAO

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For some reason I could’ve sworn the Lyft driver had been mentioned to be a woman but I’m wrong and maybe sexist (hates men?)

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Lyft drivers being a woman is post worthy on fortressoflies?

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wow I love purposefully misconstructing other people’s sentences. I’d never do it to any of you though.

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wow I definitely believe you

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i’ve had nightmares about atlas too

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ive had uber drivers do crazier things!

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