26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I think that says a lot more about you than it does me.

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I should have breakfast

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same

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why are half my hiccups high pitched now

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im SO glad he didnt ask what year i was born because i absolutely would have fumbled and forgotten how to do basic math

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the logical play is to make a fake identity that you pull anecdotes from as necessary when you don’t want to tell people truthful things
bonus is that this is fun!

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one time i had an uber driver spend the entire time telling me about how he recently got his life back on track and changed his mindset and started thriving

i was like wow nice good for you dude

yeah turns out he was pitching his self-help book and wanted me to buy it

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dude just drove uber to sell copies lmao

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never have had these kind of uber drivers
neither of us talk

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it’s an investment

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i unfortunately love conversations with random strangers

(usually)

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unless they ask if i have a husband yet

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having conversations with strangers in this case rideshare drivers is genuinely a good experience (most of the time)

so much on a whole different perspective of life

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Fair
I feel weird when I do that
It’s that sixth sense you build for social situations that tells you that something is a bad idea to do

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I’m just bad at starting conversations

I also haven’t once used a rideshare app

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Just talk to random people on the street
It’s fun

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i actually had a really really really great lyft driver who i tipped 50% a few weeks ago (i have NEVER done that lol). but i cant rly talk about it on fol without breaking rules

some politic stuff meow

he was from haiti and just got out of ICE detention. was there for 3 months. never did anything wrong. straight up kidnapped

he was moving to canada the next day

told me all about haiti
it was a rly good (and sad) ride

but ya thats one of the reasons i love talking to strangers tbh
you meet so so many different people

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Literally any topic
Just make up a topic

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Wild

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I talk to people as a job why would I do that

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