27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Which can kill them literally, but that’s really inconsistent and is also the more boring outcome, especially when you can just make them suffer through severe poverty instead.

to be clear, this is par for the course in arjun hosted games

every time i talk about classics i remember a new war crime

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people follow the same rules as stardew valley characters

you can just give them gifts twice a week to raise their affection level with you

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You need to give me a play-by-play on every crime against game design that this “Arjun” person has committed, so that I can take notes on how to inject crack cocaine into the game balance more efficiently.

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i copy pasted the statement of “this is a joke” from the bottom of the article incase i had to defend my point but they gave me the option to quote it and i’d be remiss if i didn’t get to show it

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Hehe

get 63 players but “balance” a 15 player setup and just copy it 4 times

throw the occasional other thing in there

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Add a stock market.

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Look man I know it’s the first author’s name but you can’t just call the textbook Skoog

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and a bot, run from a nonbot account against discord TOS, that breaks at least once a day

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Eh.
That’s kinda boring.

Now you’re talking.

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^ This is CLEARLY what you want to be

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only once per day? high efficiency in classics maf apparently

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The Danganronpa anon mash from nearly a decade ago, run by none other than Thingyman on MU, was literally some number of 17ers mushed together IIRC.

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sgbabedbbasbedba bsbedbbasbed

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skomng

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halimede’s substack clears!

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