27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

i can’t even tell if i’m playing wrong or just have to hit the 10% chance to win this level this time too cause of it

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If I convince people of it, perhaps I can start to believe it too

why are you asking me about your vampire powers

Because you’re my older cousin? Hierarchy rules, remember?

20 years and then 500 years is a real steep gap if you ask me.

Blessed are the smart and dedicated group project members, for they are the hard carry

Blessed are the dumb and lazy group project members, as they let #1 do their job

Blessed are the smart and lazy group project members, for they suggest key revisions and raise the final grade.

But as for the dumb and dedicated group project members, YOU will never see the kingdom of heaven. YOU do it wrong, and force #1 and #3 to do it over again, but with the added difficulty of convincing you that you did it wrong. And sometimes, they cant. You will die hated and alone.

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silviu you should get really into looking up ancient wine producing techniques and come back with that knowledge for it to never be applicable

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so who was it

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Look me breaking into your cellar and breaking your millenia old wines accidentally isn’t such a big deal, didn’t you say you wanted to have a more sober outlook?

And so Sayaka thinks she would be Homura, she thinks she’s gonna be the silent hero who works thanklessly day and night to save the person she loves, but it takes a toll on her really fast and even though she sometimes succeeds (at least in violin boy’s case), she still breaks down

Homura, meanwhile, started off thinking of herself as somebody who wasn’t strong enough to save the people who loved, and she desperately wants to be strong enough, but still can never actually succeed at her impossible task. So she thinks she’s Sayaka, trying so hard to be the savior but not good enough

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It was me, Dio!

hey silviu do you want to come & judge my cask of amontillado wine

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Marissa is about to reach a darkest dungeon limitbreak the more she has to do group projects.

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In this case this very, very confidently wrong girl who ignored a key instruction (dont rank these items by x criteria. do anything else), and managed to convince everyone in the group but me and 1 guy that it was fine

I’m definitely emailing the professor after we fail the assignment because my work on google docs was literally just getting straight up deleted

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I was on old cookie thread b/c I saw a post somewhere and scrolled onto this… lol. Lmao

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Wtf

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On the docs are you able to go back in the revisions to see your old text?

idk. The teacher heard a lot of the discussion because it was in class, so honestly I can just say, once we get penalized for doing x thing, “dude I literally begged everyone not to do x thing and only 1 person would listen”

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That must be really tiring. I’m really sorry

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I was curious whether I’d get the same thing a year later. Yeah basically

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