27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#24113

morphine aspirin fentanyl paracetamol 325 red 325 rose

crush into a cup, mix with water, and consume

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#24114

Meeting got cancelled because everyone else forgot about it and made other plans.
What’d I miss?

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#24115

My friend told me his frat made a mixed drink (I don’t remember its name) he recommended to me which was. Everclear. Monster energy. Adderall

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#24116

i’m the Galactic Emperor now

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#24117

so how’s your project going

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#24118

Around a week ago, I tried to plan dinner with 4 friends, scheduled for last night. My girlfriend and I started making dinner at 7PM, planned for them to arrive around 9PM.

While we were making dinner, 2 discovered that their concert would be running long, to like 11PM instead of 9PM like expected, so they’d be late. They said dinner shouldn’t wait for them.

I try to get a hold of the other two repeatedly. Like an hour later, one of them responds that he’s at a frat event and can’t make it. And then the second says that they booked themselves until 9PM, and they have a movie night with somebody, and then asks if it’s okay if they bring along somebody that neither of us know. I ask their name, it’s confirmed we don’t know them, and I give it the okay.

So they arrive, right, and they’re asking each other questions like “so what are you in school for?”, making it readily apparent that this is their tinder date who they brought to our house. And they eat dinner with us and talk for a bit and then fuck off, they don’t even stay for drinks, because apparently they hadn’t even started that movie.

So instead of getting 4 friends for dinner we got 1 friend and their fucking Tinder date (Who brings a tinder date to somebody else’s house! Without telling us they don’t actually know this person! Like that could be so awkward!)

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#24119

The other two were fine, they told us as soon as they knew and ended up coming around midnight and we had our Mug Wine (wine consumed from a mug).

And apparently the frat guy had been told that the thing he was attending was an “all-day event” and he assumed that meant “all of daylight hours” when that, in fact, meant “you’re sleeping over here, if you’re sleeping at all”. But he didn’t tell us until after we’d already started making food for him

By coincidence I’d only defrosted 3 units of chicken thigh, which was probably too little for that many people, so we didn’t have a great excess of food, but STILL, come ON

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#24120

So I relate. My thing also got significantly reduced in enjoyment because everybody made other plans.

WE TRIED TO CONFIRM THIS WITH YOU A WEEK AGO

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#24121

And look my girlfriend and I are late to things a lot. Which makes us kind of assholes. But it’s not because we actively make other plans, we’re just really slow at leaving the house. If you’re double-booking this planned dinner with a Tinder Date and then not TELLING us

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#24122

yea

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#24123

I am doing all the modeling and making everyone else do the write-up.
Bit disproportionate, but I get to do a giant HSNCT simulation to model team betting, so I think it all balances out.

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#24124

Ash a week from now, explaining that no one else on his team has actually written anything except for one person who blatantly used ChatGPT:

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#24125

tutuu

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#24126

Thrthree.

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#24127

I need to work on that FoLermon drawing at some point.

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#24128

Me too. L8r

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#24129

I failed bulgarian wordle :expressionless:

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#24130

I wish we could actually live in a world where UBI is even feasible despite being rather expensive.

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#24131

You’re a vampire, what dinner can you even make besides a spreaded half slice of bread? Maybe the automation could really help Atlas with no issues.

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#24132

I wish we lived in a world where goth girls made all the rules and everyone had to follow their laws

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