27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

not getting wasted watching football this year

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its a cat it needs to eat meat

if you need to French meat in order to eat it it’s bad

Drench

I’m sure other people don’t have this problem. It’s just bad for me

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canada has a different one

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I hope everyone here is doing mightily fine!

Except for Atlas

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They don’t have to be dry, but basically everything is working against you. A lot of lean meat, long thaw time, long cook time, etc. If there’s stuffing actually in the bird then you’re doomed to overcook the meat and dry it out, or undercook the stuffing.

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Turkey meat has more protein per gram than chicken, pork, and beef, and fish, so if you’re a bodybuilder turkey is good choice

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well then whats the point of thanksgiving?

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Proud of you

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Wait true my b

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Playing the reruns

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Speaking of, MY new AI has some advice for you

…and also a cocktail recope? Fascinated by ottage cheese (0 parts)

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yeah had to go see the future in laws and not look like a bum it was horribkeb

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You gotta marinate turkey for sure.

My dad makes the america’s test kitchen turkey and it’s good

ib et it feels crazy good to get marinated

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but what about th part after being marinated

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I am (practically speaking) stuck sitting outside for indefinite amount of time