27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

i have not touched it since

or if it’s super awkward and i can reasonably just ignore them which solemn happens

thats like 2 houses and a skoda fabia in romania

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i should update my linkedin to reflect my termination from one of amazon’s cherished sortation centers

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whyd you get fired

went to the bathroom one too many times

2 one-room homes without bathroom???

went to the bathroom one (one) many times

she kept on doing unboxings on the premises. apparently thats “”“stealing”"" and a “”“breach of privacy”""

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ah yes the important business connection with a person whose linkedin has nothing on it

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official explanation is that they hired too many people for prime week and straight up didn’t need as many people.

idk why me specifically. I know I was in the top 1/2 of scan rates for the two main jobs I did. I think it was b/c I was a recent hire who had just been promoted to the higher pay tier

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wait marissa

do you think my real first name could pass for a username out of curiosity

so corporate made the mistake of giving you a raise, then to compensate, fired you for it
how interesting

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i mildly saw it. because Carbonated. but i think most real names would?

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but if you mean as “not a name” then probably not

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;( sobs

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MIGHT AS WELL JUST TELL YOU ALL AT THIS POINT

smh can a girl not have any anonymity on the internet…

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(ignore that i did this to myself)

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i didn’t do this to myself

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like as a made up username instead of specifically your name? I mean I think most people would just assume it’s… your name… but I guess maybe?

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