may you just gotta trust me your gambling addiction is coming in due time. give it 2-3 working days for shipping
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teach em young
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Don’t ask what wretched calculations I was doing by hand. Don’t ask. Don’t ask. Don’t a
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Wow, only a 99?
retweet if this is may
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I got a uqestion wrong :’(
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Despicable
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Oh my grandma gave us scratch-offs every single holiday. Christmas and Thanksgiving, yes, but also Easter, and Valentine’s Day, and Saint Patrick’s Day,
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Once she suggested I give a scratch-off to a middle school teacher as an end-of-year gift. Thank you for the year Ms. Smith here is some gambling, as a treat
i once won 100 dollars on a scratch off
big bucks right there
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happy valentines day babe. lets hope you win big this time
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I didn’t even match any numbers or whatever, there was a symbol of it showed up that auto gave you 25 dollars and it showed four times
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They were from the state of New York so we had to give them back to her to cash in
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this wouldve been a great card bit if may hadnt received his card already. May please pretend you haven’t received your card so I can act like I put some scratch offs in it
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i vividly remember my uncle teaching me the optimal blackjack strategy for every possible starting hand when i was like… at most 10?. i forgot most of it though
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so sick of ya’ll acting like the chuck e. cheese’s invitational is just some tournament i made up to get people to respect me
Yesterday I talked about the monster I created
The monster is scheming to brainwash their crush
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