30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

it runs in my family. theres supposedly a [LASTNAME] 6th sense

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to be fair i believe theres alot of power in belief. if you think it itll make itself real. this is the issue with the fae

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hi min

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How did they pull this off

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I remember the time they asked me for advice on dating women and sent me a phone log of the woman they were talking to and doxxed their number to me. The woman.

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ask her how zirbo’s doing

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I do this too. It’s gotta just be deja vu regardless of how real it feels.

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do you ever get that feeling of

meanwhile, my sideplot:

YOU CANT HAVE THEM. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST

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Both

I have been hanging out with friends and chewed on them before (bc i enjoy biting things). I bite my partner fairly often

And also sometimes friends will offer me a snack and ill bite it from their fingers without asking first before I even realize what im doing

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its called being a cat actually you could try it sometime

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Death before decaninezation

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I’m offended that they thought that I was not only homeless, but also an entire group of people.

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Its worth mentioning if there is any amount of skin in front of me for a prolonged period of time my brain tells me to bite it, like no matter what

I also impulsively bite my fingernails off (and the skin around my fingernails). Like I literally cannot resist. I was nearly constantly wearing a mask for like a week and managed to not bite them but eventually I couldnt help it and nibbled them off 1 by 1

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So Zug made the entire FAM5 maf team into vampires.

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i think this is the natural state of all being. every bird i have ever had has had some inclination towards biting things until they are destroyed. my current lad is super introverted and hates trying new things. he didnt like treats when we got him. what he does love? ripping up paper. anything made out of wood? he will slowly drill away at it until it is gone. There is like this bundle of sticks thats like a dental toy for dogs and we’ve had to buy two of them because he will break apart and tear away each and every stick until he cant stand on it anymore

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treat? Did somebody say Treat? Can I have a Treat? Can I have a Treat? Can I have a Treat?

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ive been meaning to buy myself chewable dog toys to help wiht this but havent gotten around to it

there are like, chewable fidget toys as well, but they all have a bad shape/texture. I just want a plastic dog bone tbh

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do be careful with Chewables. chewables can cause strain and fuck with your jaw health. i say this as someone who has to be extra careful with that (im not supposed to chew gum even) but i imagine its a bigger note with things like that

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jaw health schmaw health. If I cared about my mouth I wouldn’t have gotten lip piercings

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