30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

My bf was a player as a preteen RIP

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spoilers for jet lag + nsfw

and [redacted] said “i’m just looking at pornography” was a bad excuse when you’re looking at misc. files you don’t want anyone else to see

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this is such a niche subset of people that i don’t know if anyone is gonna see it and understand it

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lmao

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@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we take the least thought about acquiring. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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how tf do u stumble onto that??

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Im not even going to lie

She was just talking about how she got into hair

And i had like the weirdest feeling ever of “i think she knows my bf”

So i asked for what hs she went to, but she said a different hs, so i was like "whatever guess not " in my head

Then she asked for what hs i went to, and i told her, but she misheard it somehow as my bf’s hs (the two hses do not sound similar at all and start with completely different letters. My hs has 2 words in it and my bf’s hs is only one word)

So she was like wait did you go to (insert bf’s hs)?

And i was like “no but my bf went there!”

And she was like “oh what’s his name i might know him. I went there for the first 2 years then transferred to the hs i told you I went to”

And so i told her and her eyes got wide and she was like 'wait you’re dating (insert bf’s name)"??

And she told me that they had kissed once in MS but hadn’t ever talked again lol

And i texted my bf abt it and he was like “wtf yeah- she was my first kiss”

So yeah. I would have never asked for her hs if not for some creepy universe premonition, and even then, she somehow misheard my hs as something totally different for it to work…

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sometimes you just get a feeling

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I should revisit my Arcane song rankings (I’m realizing that “Sucker”’s space in my memory has been overwritten by the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer music).

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I learnt cooking by youtube

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you all need to join games like this in the future it’s so much fun and there’s so many silly moments

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also tell hosts (…also me) to stop removing people from threads i know its easier but it’s so much cooler to look over them in post

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I should watch There’s no freaking way I’ll be your lover unless

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I learned something motivating today. Even if I had a broken body, it wouldn’t stop me from doing great things on the tennis court it was always a motivation problem on my part.

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Wait, did you actually manage to copy the Eye?

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nope
only the Core

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Succeeded at my goal (I wanted a precaution in case you became twist villain #4).

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huxley would never betray anyone unless it personally benefited her

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to be clear huxley would be awful as a villain, both stat wise and character wise
a: she’d have no idea what’s she’s doing and she lacks basic combat strategy and refuses to respond to someone else’s commands
b: huxley had 9hp so could probably be knocked in a turn with basic focus fire

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