Imagine going to college
Couldn’t be me
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brother doesn’t know that our brain automatically color corrects
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ok well Forum of Children of Divorced Parents, you’re officially back to having me on weekends only. in an oh so classic line, i’ll see you friday afternoon
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this is so sad
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my parents aren’t divorced
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I close my left eye, it truly looks like white
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It’s like they’re in some king of…can of coke
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So I got a root canal on Friday and the insurance hasn’t greenlit the crown yet, so I’m just stuck with a gigantic hole in that tooth and it is in constant agony.
Also I straight up can’t eat on that half of my mouth too so that’s fun.
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Tldr: OW FUCK MY TOOTH IS IN CONSTANT PAIN HELP
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Nooo my mom had to go through that
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I think you need anti-inflammation medicine to make it better? Non medical expert advice here
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I want a loser girlfriend who doesnt touch grass 
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unfortunately for you i’m a winner boyfriend who touches lots of (gr)ass
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Its not difficult to not touch grass because there is pavement everywhere. There is grass only in the park and even then youre supposed to walk on the paved walkways. You dont really touch grass in the city
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I have a several year old blade of grass taped to a wall in my room
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Why do you have a several year old blade of grass taped to a wall in your room?
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because I thought it would be funny to use when someone requests I touch grass.
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Do you water this blade of grass or is it just completely dried out?
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This is such an imaginaryneon thing
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