30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

the bad thing about summer is that i need to keep my window open which forces me to listen to insane people yelling and cussing outside and cars constantly being around

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I said the weather was bright and beautiful, I thought you implied an inversion of that

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you could get a super big megaphone and solve all those problems

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a guy just yelled “i fuck your mother” (the most common bulgarian swear) to a woman like 50 times in a row in the last 20 minutes

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So cute and adorable

I have to blast my ears with noise so I don’t hear my parents bicker or listen to the TV when mom tunes it to astrology and saying how two defeated politician in the race were virgos, virgo means sacrifice therefore [insert conspiratory lunacy] :slightly_smiling_face:

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Is this what the red pill university courses look like

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I will personally pull the inventor of headphones in the tightest of embraces for sparing me from annoying dialogues

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i’m designing new headphones that allows you to perfectly hear the outside world and your audio simultaneously
i expect my invention to be applied to every product

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Mom you don’t know who the hell was Nostradamus or even read his book, how can the mezozoicest people ever predict the future and one important point why didn’t he ask for the years of what will happen in the future why did he let it to mysterious esotheric purple prose speech, how are you falling for this

Astrology is like if nobody ever question the people in power

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“This astrologger went to astrology school, she’s so educated she knows the truth, the war will end in 2028”

“The “truth” she learnt from the stars”

“No”

“That’s literally what astrology is”

“No, it’s not, they have to calculate, measure, it requires alot of math and science :nerd_face:. Even Nostradamus said…”

“Sure…”

I demand instant bankrupcies for all universities that feature “astrology majors”, right now

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silviu bankrupts world’s major universities, more at 7

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That’s called Transparency Mode.

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I just had an interview it was scary

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I’m getting emotional support fries

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Hug

I believe in you suli suli

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Geese is an irregular holdout from older forms of English / other Germanic languages pluralizing through the process known as umlaut (changing the vowel sound)

Moose comes from an Algonquian word that is both single and plural and English likes to just. Do that. Borrow and word use the forms it had in its original language.

Noose follows proper pluralization rules because it’s a good little word.

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town of salem

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The gay of salem

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Also
German is just an agglutinative language do not bully (it’s like having different words except it’s written all as one word)

Chinese/Japanese: Logography go brrrrr

I can’t discuss or justify the others.

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