30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

is that dougdoug

no that’s douglasdouglas

so, one time like 2 years ago i was in the disabled bathroom at my gym. now, i’m not disabled or whatever, but it was the only available bathroom, so i used it. anyways, while there i thought that my hair looked rlly dry, so i decided to wash it in the sink, and then i dried it off using a bunch of paper towels and whatnot. anyways, this entire process took like 30 minutes. i exited the bathroom and i saw this paraplegic turkish dude in a wheelchair right outside the bathroom, he must have been waiting there for ages. and he looked up at me in the eye with an absolutely piercing gaze, like this dude was pissed. and from then on i haven’t been able to look that guy in the eye when i’ve been at my gym

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Surely sinkwashing your hair would dry it out further in the long term?

the hair is thirsty

:(

idk anything about hair care

my headphones just call it Aware
but i want it to be always on

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What if I don’t want to hear the outside world

my company is also offering roomy cave rentals

Have you considered that dealing with other people existing within earshot is often irritating.
HMM?

There’s oils in your hair that help it retain moisture and feel Not Dry. If you wash your hair in the sink without shampoo/conditioner, you wash out some of those oils and thus in the long run your hair will feel drier

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Wordle 1,444 2/6

:white_large_square::yellow_square::white_large_square::yellow_square::green_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:
IM
SO
FUCKING
GOATED

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got the mini in 1:05

Connections
Puzzle #722
:yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square:
:purple_square::purple_square::purple_square::purple_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:
:blue_square::blue_square::blue_square::blue_square:

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idk why the wordle wasnt hard mode, it shouldve been automatically? but it doesnt matter lmao

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Wordle 1,444 3/6

:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::yellow_square:
:green_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:

what is hard mode :sob:

same here
green 2nd slot, yellow 4th and 5th

got it right 2nd guess

Wordle 1,444 4/6*

:white_large_square::yellow_square::white_large_square::yellow_square::white_large_square:
:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::green_square::yellow_square:
:green_square::white_large_square::yellow_square::green_square::yellow_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:

Connections
Puzzle #722
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:
:yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square:
:purple_square::purple_square::purple_square::purple_square:
:blue_square::blue_square::blue_square::blue_square:

Mini in 1:31

Mini Spoilers

Solved everything in 30 seconds except for the S in TUTUS because I spelt it TUTUU and tunneled for far too long.

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Crazy you went for it on your second guess honestly. I got it in 3, but my starting word would need to be so specific to lead me to it in 2.

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