30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#24878

Did you remember me talking about a random auditory hallucination surely months agon

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#24879

we canā€™t all have everything

i wanted to be the prettiest smartest most beautiful best person and most humble person in the world but i just had to settle for the first 3

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#24880

i canā€™t remember what i had for lunch yesterday

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#24881

You know I can kinda hear them now

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#24882

Last night I dreamt that one of my professors mildly congratulated me on a word project lol

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#24883

I think the mention induced them

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#24884

I think I also dreamt something horrid last week but I donā€™t remember

Maybe itā€™s for the best

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#24885

I do wonder where all of those terrible nightmares come from, why do I sometimes run from serial killers or have to escape extermination camps

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#24886

What superlative do I get

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#24887

iā€™m innocent

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#24888

top 60% worldwide

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#24889

generally

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#24890

youā€™re the stable relationshipiest

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#24891

I donā€™t mind the ocean waves theyā€™re lpleasant

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#24892

Mhm.

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#24893

Ivy told me fairly recently ā€œyiuā€™re always changing your number of girlfriendsā€

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#24894

itā€™s literally been 1 for months now

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#24895

Because from he rpooint of view itā€™s very much true. So busy of school so basically every time we talk Iā€™ve had either a breakup or gotten in a new relationship

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#24896

This was a while ago when Iā€™d just gotten my new one

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#24897
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