30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#25558
  • is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown)
  • is not aware trains still exist
  • is being influenced but not a part of a cult
  • goes hunting
  • obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines
  • says yum dot com after every bite of food
  • thinks water is disgusting
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#25559

…i really ought to post here slightly more often. remember my cultural roots

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#25560

Hyyyyyyype

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#25561

nerdcord hearing this
your-greed-is-hurting-the-economy-neoliberalism

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#25562

real

#25563

is posting bourgeois

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#25564

s. says yum dot com after every bite
a. is not aware trains exist, is being influenced but not part of a cult
f: is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown), goes hunting, obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines, thinks water is disgusting

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#25565

you can continue believing that. ‘in the Epstein files’ does not equal ‘is a pedophile’ - like that is vague. We already know a lot of celebrities were associated with Epstein

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#25566

S: says yum dot com after every bite of food
A: is being influenced but not a part of a cult
B: thinks water is disgusting
C:
D: is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown)
F: is not aware trains still exist, goes hunting, obsessed with defunct european royal bloodlines

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#25567

absolutely hilarious that tutuu is completely ok with the mormoncore ones but hates the tiktok girl ones

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#25568

also check your dms jackass

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#25569

TODAYS MUSIC: PEACEFUL AS HELL BY BLACK DRESSES

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#25570

what if there was a special kind of comfy bed that you could only access fortressoflies.com from

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#25571

and then otherwise youre not allowed to use this website

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#25572

well theres a house

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#25573

and are you in that house? like carpet?

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#25574

im getting flashbacks

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#25575

a highly religious woman would be a great fit for me. she would be like “oh noooesss tutuu you are suuuch a sinner you are possessed by a devillll UwU” and i’d be like " :smirk: " says in a deep voice Hehehehehe~ horns growing out of my head :smiling_imp: religion

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#25576

Okay I’m taking two from each (present company included, we’ve gotta be fair here, my apologies), here’s an unordered list:

  • Doesn’t consider themselves <straight/gay> (whichever would be necessary to be compatible with you), even while you’re dating
  • Won’t stop talking about a hypothetical “sexy Santa”
  • Thinks you might be a serial killer
  • Ropes you into pagan religious rituals
  • Confidently makes pasta incorrectly without reading the instructions, refuses help
  • Freaks out and guilt spirals every time they make a minor mistake
  • Says “skill issue” and “L bozo” during intimate moments
  • Distracts you from your work on purpose and then suddenly leaves midway through
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#25577

Not commenting on which ones are mine

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