oh who’s the 4th person? i know of 3 people, 3 times 2 is 6, but there’s 8
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restraining order
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i mean “in the files and that’s why they won’t release them” obviously implies that he isn’t just casually mentioned offhand with no involvement in anything illegal 
realistically Elon’s statement didn’t even tell us anything new it just makes both parties look bad for no good reason because it’s petty and childish and exactly what you would expect him to say in a situation like this based on everything he’s ever said any time he’s been in similar situations in the past
these people are genuinely not that complicated
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personally I dont think someone thinking you might be a serial killer is that bad.
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im bad at dating (reasoning: been in a healthy and loving committed rleationship for 4 years) so i have no advice
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S: Freaks out and guilt spirals every time they make a minor mistake
A: Confidently makes pasta incorrectly without reading the instructions, refuses help
B: Won’t stop talking about a hypothetical “sexy Santa”
C: Doesn’t consider themselves <straight/gay>
D: Thinks you might be a serial killer
F: Ropes you into pagan religious rituals, says “skill issue” and “L bozo” during intimate moments, distracts you from your work on purpose and then suddenly leaves midway through
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Tell your girlfriend I said hi
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or anything funny at all really
thats the big downside of being lucky in love you dont have any funny dating stories
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ok the idea of a ex girlfriend tierlist is fire actually
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S:
A: Freaks out and guilt spirals every time they make a minor mistake
B: Thinks you might be a serial killer, Distracts you from your work on purpose and then suddenly leaves midway through
C:
D: Ropes you into pagan religious rituals
F: Doesn’t consider themselves <straight/gay> (whichever would be necessary to be compatible with you), even while you’re dating, Won’t stop talking about a hypothetical “sexy Santa”, Confidently makes pasta incorrectly without reading the instructions, refuses help, Says “skill issue” and “L bozo” during intimate moments
these are fair except B and D i think
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S: Is wearing a suit of skin (origins unknown)
A:
B: Thinks water is disgusting, is being influenced but not part of a cult (also depends on the cult, if it’s an especially religious cult it would be higher)
C: Obsessed with defunct European royal bloodlines (could be lower if interest is purely academic, could be higher if interest is sufficiently… political), goes hunting, is not aware trains still exist
D: Says yum dot com after every bite of food
F:
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everyone starts talking about how they had a one-night stand with the guy who invented the tubby custard machine and you’re just like “unfortunately i just had a traumatic past and then managed to turn a friendship into something special”
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everyone starts talking about how they had a one-night stand with the guy who invented the tubby ustard machine and i’m just like “no bitches”
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chat does “person who broke up with me one day for being distant when they had previously dissapeared for 3 months (we also weren’t dating)” win the matchup against the mormon who didnt know trains still exist
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of couse, after you said “that’s CGI btw” after every time an animal appeared in RRR. Your poor gf. I don’t know if she’s the one who says “skill issue” and “L bozo” but you’re just for each other. unless you’re the one who says it which I can also see
i do not believe it is possible to have a healthy relationship with anyone involved in the production of Teletubbies its very sad but
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i think so
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S: E-dating, is devout Mormon
A: Is religious, long-distance
B:
C: Responds to my messages once in a blue moon
D:
F: Plays League of Legends, plays forum mafia
N/A (too vague): Troubled Past (the troubled past itself is not something I’d consider an issue, but there are definitely individual effects I couldn’t stand, and without knowing specifics I couldn’t judge)
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yea idk why i put troubled past there im dumb
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