30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Why arent you doing anything about this

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Oh yeah that was the reason i pinged you. When i apologized after i didn’t really mean it

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When i say things i think its safe to assume theyre facetious but also ive been told its hard to tell apart when im serious vs when im not so i dunno. In MY MIND its very clear but maybe not always :P

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You did just in seriousness try to imply that nobody on Fortress of Lies would know anything about trackball mice

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Is it called a trackball when you don’t directly interface with it? Maybe not. That’s what I call them in my head

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Most people have old tech lying around even after it’s been replaced I’ve seen old mice plenty of times

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I had a dream some new user on FoL was harassing me, like went on my profile page and started up a conversation and quickly started indicating to me that they knew my IRL name and location and such (profile page comments don’t exist on FoL but existed on the wikis I hung out on as a child, also this conversation was represented to me by talking to them outside a store at night but in my mind it happened digitally).

And then they showed up again at my home and started mixing random ingredients together, dumped the vegetable oil in my rosewater and was like go separate that now dummy (I mean you could decant it but that’s still wasteful). This continued to be rationalised as an online interaction despite the fact that it couldn’t have been. I decided to just ban them without talking to the other mods because they were specifically presenting a danger to Me and My cooking supplies. I told Arete about it afterward

And then it was revealed that it was some friend of Luka’s and Luka thought it was funny to tell them a bunch of information about me to freak me out when this stranger knew who I was. I didn’t think it was so funny

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When I woke up I thought it’d been real but I chrcked the clock and it was like 5 or 6 AM

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That i did …

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i used to use one

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horrible constructs
you spin around the shiny ball to get anything done

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Do you kids know how did car windows get up and down in older cars before they had buttons that did it?

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ig we’ll find out

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ic an run marvel rivals so its proooobably fine but it might require a restart

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the first car my family had when i was a kid had the wind down windows

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you say this with such confidence as if i’ve never used them

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We used to roll them down

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There was this handle thingy and you spun that to roll the windows up and down

This isn’t even that old

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Tbh ive been assuming your IRL name was May which makes knowing your IRL name unimpressive

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It’s the name I use among friends but not my legal name

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