30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Damm they were not lying it is fast paced

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I use my legal name academically and May for hanging out and chilling

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I’m older than you. Sit down.

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It’s fast paced and the movement tech is so twitchy. It uses the same engine as Titanfall 2, and for awhile you could use the same tech that speed runners use, and you could ZOOM. They removed it thankfully, but there’s still shit like tap-strafing (which I couldn’t even explain to you) and wall kicks (that I’m not sure how to do).

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wowee

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more proof EA hates fun and should just make TF3

shit would go crazy with the fuckin zoomer audience

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EA?
Team Fortress Three?

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titanfall 3, i imagine

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I don’t wannaaaaaa go to work today

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and i didn’t want to wake up yet here we both are

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I have to deal with transphobia and homophobia disguised as religious worship

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Sounds like Luka

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do you work in a southern Baptist church

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me neither bro the top left portion of my face looks like the Harry Potter characters just after they take the poly juice potion

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Yesterday I became a hardcore Christian preacher to preach the fact that maybe Jesus meant to love your neighbor even if they are trans, not white, not cis, gay, not rich, etc etc

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And then the motherfucker had the audacity to ask me for a car ride home. And I had to preach while driving him home. I didn’t get through to him.

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wear an eyepatch and speak as little as possible

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and only talk in a super gruff voice and refer to yourself only in 3rd person

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The only people Jesus hated were capitalists. This is just text. Now, was Jesus weirdly silent on some issues like slavery? Yes. Did English translations change the word ā€œslaveā€ in the Greek and Hebrew versions to ā€œservantā€ when referring to his followers? Also yes. But that mfer was crystal clear that his message was to love each other, especially the sick, the poor, the downtrodden, sex workers, etc.

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