30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

does may university attract fucked up people or does may university make people fucked up

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am i wrong?

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tbf the mental ages here can’t be over 15

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very true

you’re always wrong tut tut

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also the autocorrect wanted me to call you something worse

violently nsfw

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Someone yesterday suggested we should have a school tradition where we all throw our laptops out the window

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It was a genuinely good suggestion and I like it a lot

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(There’s a full warranty on them so long as you go to the school, they’ll replace it once no questions asked for any instance of ā€œaccidental damageā€. So if you make it to the end of senior year and you haven’t used that replacement yet… I mean…)

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(People already obviously do this, but the coordinated tradition was the new suggestion.)

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but the waste…!

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google minecraft skins with spiked collars

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You guys get free laptops?

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they all suck :pensive:

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gonna give may a notification right in the middle of a collar themed conversation huh

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and yet i’m the villain here…

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I’m innocent. I’ve literally read none of what is happening

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It’s like blaming a cat for knocking over a tv. It’s not their fault for being a cat. It’s your fault for buying a tv

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I think it’s probably more down to the people May associates with

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no no i think may university plays a nontrivial part of this

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