30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

do you know how many emails they sent me to try to get me to go to grad school there? they are desperate

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some people have too much money

good night fortress of lies thanks for the birthday wishes love you all mwah :heart:

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why not instead just accidentally lose it for a day and then magically find it and now you have two!!

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Just had two teammates scream down the mic racist slurs to each-other while I was 1v4ing on eco with a shotgun. Not exactly sure how we won that game - oh wait, it’s because I carried - but we did.

Finished e3 - e5.

Need to catch a break from time to time in order to fully absorb the content, as I am listening to this as BGM of sorts while I’m doing other stuff.

Anglerfish. Do Not Open Coffin. Joshua is obedient. Bye bye John. Across the Street. Female stalker and doppelgänger. Pageturner. Electrician and Ex Altiora. Thrown Away. Bin man and teeth. Bye bye Alan.

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I think you would like this one:

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everyone who knows magnus and whysper: votes whysper

everyone who doesn’t know whysper: votes magnus

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I miss whysper

Love the idea, but I quickly realized I can’t solve this on my phone…

Yeah, me too.
I wonder what happened to her?

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True, it’s not a phone-friendly puzzle.

Because they won’t give you a new one?

This is about the warranty…

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You have to have the broken laptop in front of you and the damage has to be irreparable

To be clear I have no plans to do this because I don’t particularly need a new laptop and there’s always a chance they can repair the damage and then you just fucked your laptop. But this isn’t “people having too much money” it’s the result of very perverse incentives in the warranty policy. “Losing it” doesn’t work, minor damage that can be repaired doesn’t work

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They’re also not given to us free just discounted and under aforementioned warranty. Only the replacement is free

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There’s people who aren’t like this that I associate with. It’s a small subset of the people I associate with

I would say a non trivial amount of it is them being driven crazy

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