just place bets on the winner lol
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the stock market is a healthier alternative to gambling.
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like objectively if you were statistically likely to win they would not let you gamble with them any more
ergo if you haven’t been kicked out, banned, or heavily limited, you’re a loser
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short term option trading is the respectable way to gamble
gambling is only socially acceptable if you do it with other people’s money
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preferably their life’s savings
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my CPA seeing me bet thousands of dollars on chinese womens badminton and do hundreds of day-trades on marijuana stocks all during the month of november
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i was a bad girl and i put money into short term options today. made 40 dollars and im deactivating my robinhood account again
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dw bestie i did the same
it paid for wilds
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my cpa hates me so much lol
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i dont have a CPA i have freetaxusa.com because i am broke and im sure if freetaxusa.com was a person she would hate me too
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get your money up brokie
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i mean i am working during college, pulling in around 4k a semester most of which i can put into savings since scholarships cover a lot. but is still a grind
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also since i get paid a stipend and not an actual hourly wage sometimes i def work more than mininum wage in a week. but I also get paid entirely up front and can invest it immediately so its a give and take
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its an elected positions and elections for 25-26 r monday so wish me luck that I keep this job next yt 
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As a finance major, can confirm.
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Time to boot up Excel.
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I hate finance so much.
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yeah real asf
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me too