30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Get it twisted
You are pennies on a fortune 500 companies balance sheet

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This is getting depressed.
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thank god every word was unreadable until magical girl

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i couldn’t physicaly bring yself to read about crypto the eyes rejected registering thw words im so sleepy

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HOLY SHIT

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Hi chat

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How should I change my life I’m bored and I want to control somethinng

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you could do what that guy from saw did

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Have you tried owning a dog or cat?

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Pokemon Showdown?

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Kiana is so good. I randomly found her through art of the Hanamusa ship on Twitter which eventually led to her Tumblr.

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try staring at the archaic torso of apollo you might get ideas

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It was being a dog owner right?

alternatively start a quizbowl team

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[cut to that one pitch from Funnee TV Maf of The Real Housewives but for Quizbowl parents]

i still remember that time quizbowl parents basically shut down a national tournament for 15-30 minutes because they were tilted about a protest resolution. good times

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total qvizbowl parent death

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Dont watch saw. Is it putting people in traps? Id like to do that I’d like to do that. But I don’t want to cause negative utility to anybody. I love watching people get hurt but I hate when people get harmed. So contraictions…

This is a good idea and would probably fulfill a lot of my desires for control and improving the life of a thing. But I’m in a dorm. My apartment next year will probably allow cats but I can’t bring a cat home because we have a dog. Hmm

This is very similar to my current life. It doesn’t feel controlling enoguh

I dont like mens torsos you should ask turuu

This would be good if I was good but it’d involve so much failure and it’d make me feel like my life was in the hands of uncontrollable incomptencne

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this tweet getting deleted is the worst thing to happen to quizbowl journalism

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